These are the most terrifying Olympic Mascots I've ever seen. And they have a worse committed design than the Atlanta Olympics Blob. When I read their origin story I immediately thought of the show "Dr. Who" with it's campy - and often awful - low-budget special effects along with implausible stories. This strip popped right into my head. My biggest challenge was deciding between the current final sentence or going with "No. Really. Where's the time-lord?"