The Return of Stickman #1397

This is one of those things that you just know was the fault of a committee. Here is the new story that inspired the strip. And if your wondering why I changed it from Heroin to Cocaine it's because I thought it would be funnier if Dolphins, kind of hyper to begin with, were shown high on cocaine. Otherwise my strip would have read something like, "You can tell from the track marks it was Heroin."

The Return of Stickman #1057

This is less of a comment about how I think of this stuff and more of a comment of how this stuff gets presented to me by the media. A simple new header would have been "Dolphins Responsible for Porpoises Death", but no, I get to read the header "Sexually Frustrated Dolphins Abuse Porpoise". Does every news story have to sound like it came out of Gossip Tabloid?