The Return of Stickman #1062

I was just in Cedar Rapids earlier this month. It's a very nice place. Of course, I wasn't expecting any mail.

The Return of Stickman #1061

You have to wonder how tough Seattle is when ninjas end up impaled.

The Return of Stickman #1060

This didn't actually happen to me, but it did happen to a friend of mine. I wonder what he is going to go now.

The Return of Stickman #1059

Upon catching the little four footed saboteur I contemplated how else I could wreck my vegance on the vermin, but his little tail sticking straight out with rigor mortis softened my cruel heart.

The Return of Stickman #1058

Just in case you were wondering why the posting was so late yesterday and today.

The Return of Stickman #1057

This is less of a comment about how I think of this stuff and more of a comment of how this stuff gets presented to me by the media. A simple new header would have been "Dolphins Responsible for Porpoises Death", but no, I get to read the header "Sexually Frustrated Dolphins Abuse Porpoise". Does every news story have to sound like it came out of Gossip Tabloid?

The Return of Stickman #1056

Honest to god, the new reporter I was listening to actually said the line in the fifth panel. And in an instant I immediately knew what today's strip was going to be.